A jumbo-size freshman went to try out for the football team. The coach asked him if he could tackle and he said: "Hell yeah, get a load of this!" and with that, he knocked over a telephone pole as if it were made of balsa wood.
The coach was dumbfounded and asked if the boy could run, to which the boy replied: "Hell yeah!" and he sprinted from end zone to end zone like lightning.
The coach stood there with his mouth agape to see such a huge boy run so fast. He finally composed himself and said: "But can you pass a football?"
The freshman stopped to think for a few seconds, then said: "Hell yeah, if I can swallow it, I can pass it!"
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