Black Belts

Q: How many Black Belts does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It doesn't matter. By the time the team completed the Cpk, CTQ, R&R, QFD, DOE, 5S and SPC, it was daytime again and the customer didn't need the light bulb any more.

Duck Kiss

Three guys went to heaven, Jim, Bill, and Alex. They were told never kiss a duck or something bad will happen. So one day Jim comes walking by Bill and Alex with the most ugliest girl on handcuffed to him. They said "Jim what happend to you?" and he said "I kissed a duck". The next day Billy came walking by Jim and Kenny with the most uglyest girl handcuffed to his hand. They said "Bill what happened ?" he said " I kissed a duck". The next day Alex comes walking with the MOST beautiful girl handcuffed to his hand and Jim and Billy said "WOW! how?? what happened ?" he said " she kissed a duck..