Missing Chicks

An older lady got on the bus and she had a crate of baby chicks in her hands and she accidentally dropped the crate when she climbed the steps and the chicks escaped and ran underneath the seats. Everyone was trying to help her get the chicks back but one chick went under the driver's seat. The lady got down on her hands and knees and reached under the seat when she accidentally cut a nasty fart. Without missing a beat, Russ the driver of the bus quipped, "that's right lady, if you can't catch 'em, then gas 'em or shoot 'em