A Britisher, a Frenchman, a Mexican and a Texan were on a small plane. All of a sudden the engine sputtered and they realized that they had to lighten the load or else all would die. Only one could stay on the plane, so they drew straws and the Mexican got to stay.
The British fellow steps to the door, yells "God save the Queen!" and jumps out.
The Frenchman goes to the door, places his hat over his heart, yells "Viva la France!" and jumps out.
The Texan gets up, hollers "Remember the Alamo!" and pushes the Mexican out.
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